from L to S

Hellu. No, this is not a weight loss blog post LOL. Butt do anticipate seeing lots of butts (c wut i did thar)

Thick thighs from ex dance muscles :|

The other day I received this gorgeous crimson red velvet high waisted shorts. If i'm not wrong it's from Wonderstellar. I got it from a reseller on instagram, at $20. (negotiated from $25 hahahehe)

And it's so gorgeous it's probably not the type of clothing to be resold.

Guess why this was on sale, and for pretty cheap? It's size L.

Majority of young Singaporean girls are really skinny. Typically those who shop online. The more ai mei (vain) kinds. Dubbed ah lian. They're freaking skinny.. Or at least normal sized.

So of course, this sized L babies wont fit no one.


I am someone who doesn't care about what size the clothes i buy are. Some people are very particular, i for one.... do not care. I bought this without asking for measurements. If it's too small, i live with it. If it's too big, i do this:

Make the L into an S!! (butt actually my ass is more of M while my torso is XS/S)

Hehe yup i made my new L babies into a size that fits me, this is why i usually buy things a bit bigger than what will fit my just nice! I like to wear socks with shoes, i'm a 34, usually there's only 35 at most. I live with that :)

Here is how i did it <3 nbsp="nbsp" p="p">

 I wore the shorts, marked two triangles where i would get removed. Important: do two on the back like this for best cutting. Don't do one in the middle, don't do one at the side, it's gonna be ugly!!

 That's how big it is. My butt is pretty big for my height (1.5m) but my waist is o-k. I measured my three numbers, the difference between my waist and hips is a whopping thirty cm!!! XC It's usually 20 lor :| models are like 80-60-80 i think that's the ideal. (p/s liqian, if you're reading this, please measure your ass and waist and text me!!!!!!! I want to know!)

 I folded over like this, but twice instead of just one. GOT TO HOLD CAMERA AH.

 Fold and sew! Tada two cutie triangular loopy things. FABULOUS SEWING HUH, I SHOULD WORK FOR LOUIS VUITTON

HA HA HA.

And now it fits like a gem!!!! SO HAPPY, usually sizes S and M get sold out super quickly on online shops, AND I MADE THIS TO FIT ME. i m genius \m/

 Ah then cut off those loops over a dustbin hahahaha don't let those piled fibers flutter about you're just going to get velvet boogers

(which actually sounds quite high class........ man, imagine snobbily rich socialites digging their noses in expensive chandelier-ed restrooms and producing..... velvet boogers.)

(can they produce silk out of noses???)

silkworm silknose

 Both cut out, looking pretty professional if i might say (with all those stray threads snipped)

i swear this will be the last photo of my ass. i'm so sorry. i hope this blogpost doesn't become sexual harassment-ly viral because i don't want strangers to say i'm looking to be raped HA HA HA. BITCHAAAAS i am only sharing the wonders of a sewing machine and some knowledge on clothing alterations THANKS

Now it's perfect at the waist, and baggy all over. When i walk, it shifts HAHAHAH. only the waist doesn't shift. I think that's okay. It just rides up a bit in between T_T

(does anyone know what the RTP from wonderstellar is?) found it! It's Wonderstellar's 72nd collection, for $27.50. Hm okay lah, i got 7.50 discount.

The navy blue was also available at the instashop i bought from, but that one couldn't nego. HE HE. happy, more clothes to wear.


I need to make more clothes for myself :') show off to Veron(sewing lecturer) once school starts!!!


I can't wait for school to start next week!!!!! Can't wait to dress up, go to Japanese Language CDS, can't wait to become lazier and lazier to dress up and make up over the next few weeks, can't wait to go through torture camp with my PREVIOUS CLASSMATES! So happy classes didn't change much. Also, can't wait for CCN day! (or was it CNN?) My holiday homework was to make more of what i've been handmaking and sell at a booth on CCN day. It's a bit like the Phrenz carnival back in BPS.

I would love to sell at a booth and get my mini number of followers to come down and support

I'm having my very own Lazycrazyandy pop-up store!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHA TAKING THIS TOO FAR HAHAHHAAHHA it's just like a typical flea booth LOL. Scaaaaarly the lecturers forgot about this assignment and i on't get to do anything.

I WANT TO DO IT! I'll even print a banner for my tiny booth HAHA. Thanks all i've been nonsensical.

P/S have you guys decided what to wear on the first day of school? Monday being the day when i have my Jap class.... Gotta dress nice! =^_^=

CAN'T WAIT TO MET NEW FRIENDS love you all ippai ippai aisugi!