Phuket photo diary Day 1

Let's just talk along with the photos :)

After my japan trip, where i'd collected approximately 4k photos for a one week trip (and probably almost 2k due to overexcitement on the first day), i've learnt my lesson to not take photos of just any other thing. And to just take scenic shots. So this is scenic shot #1 on the taxi ride to Changi airport.

Strolling through duty free shops in Changi airport and i have my very first injury. I walked past a metal bar. Skin scraped off. I kinda regret not going back to the metal tip looking for my dead skin cells. 

I tell myself  'oh this is gonna be a great injurious start to this trip'. (and indeed it was)

Boarding the plane. That's ma mamma

and then that's duh fah duh.

Singapore skies.

"Take off!!!"

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Typical window seat photo, except that i don't think this shot is typical at all *O* it's so gorgeous do you feel what i feel from this photo!!!! i'm in melancholy heaven. it look's like a greek god-era sky!

okay promise this is the last cloud shot. i'm loving the vibe ♡

Plane food. I think i take decent food shots!!! compared to my mum at least e_e

This was spicy fish with rice and a pathetic amount of vegetables. ONE broccoli? Seriously?! That was the first thing that went down -_-

and so we get off the plane, and kind of get stuck at immigration due to the queue, and longer toilet queues, and etc

Proud of my luggage hahahhaah ain't it cute

Then we pass customs and look for the thai guy holding up a frankie er sign and follow him to his minivan #1 to unload all our luggage. Then half of us get on #1 and the other half get on #2 toward Patong! (Tourist area) 

(before van #2 came was the time where the thingy happened)

And this is the only pathetic photo i got to take while i was angry. The thais look a little desperate holding up fansigns looking for their clients hhahhaahahha

i got on van #2, but that fact doesn't concern you.

Oh but anyway the ugly conversation continued on this sad van due to my persistence. 

I. Am. A. Hard. Girl. To. Satisfy.

well after this i didn't have much of a mood to take photos, i slept a bit in the 1hour-ish ride to Patong and here's the view from the 3rd floor corridor:

it was a rainy gloomy rainy day

*raises hand* resident of room 321!

i don't have any shiet photos of my hotel room though, sucker HAHAHAH

.....but i do have this single photo of my balcony view

because i promised Sherilyn i'd take a photo like this..... hahahahaha o god y am i so lame

i took about 5 minutes to hook up to my hotel's wifi, take this pic and try to upload to twitter but i don't think it got posted. assholes were rushing me out.

 beach bound

i spotted lovers on the way. they were frolicking in each other's saliva. pretty lovely.

and we hit the beach!!

i was wearing my geta insp sandals (as you can see in my injury photo) so i wasn't keen in getting sand in between my toes. so i walked backward just strolling through the pasar malam thing going on at the beach side while the rest walked the shore.

poodle and another woof in this thingy

radly vintage and pretty screwed up car being used as a drink stall. the guy at the back, left, was mixing drinks when i walked past.

my first walk through shops and i think i was somewhat creeped out by their boldness. they kinda just hold out darts in front of your stomach asking 'play?' or you know, ask you something in thai. which i can't understand so i ignore. but it wasn't very scary considering how my mind/heart is already steeled up

 and after about 20-30m i realize i'm done and i head back.... and then i realize they thought i was lost and went about searching for me. dafaq. ok, my fault. soz.

so after that we walk the food stalls.

cui face. hair appreciation photos.

harro juicy juicy thangs

they bought 2. im trying to act like i care.

 quail eggs are a SNACK

fried insects

 namely worms. walked past and desperately wanted to try. (blame the tego/kame-influenced adventurous streak in me)

sat ourselves down at a stall and MAN this photographer sucks!!?!?! who was it!

really sucks

really really sucks??

AND SO I HAD A WORM cuz an uncle went to go buy some cause he wanted.

man damn...... that uncle downed them like they were some fucking childhood snack and i told shawn that and he laughed and that was his FAH DUH HAHAHHHA.

i tried one. it's blehk. crunchy shell like surface, grimy, sandy inside. it tasted grey. cement?

ghastly

HE'S GOING AT IT ahahahah i think he ate 2. or something. his father ate 20. like father like son ah. (mervyn at the back! anyone from BPS my year, don'cha find him super similar to someburdyyy hm hm)

after that we went for a night walk. turns out there was a parade going on that night. only saturdays?? i dunnnnnno

time ta partay

kidding. i was just interested in the architecture. they knocked off the second storey floor. wao.

i'm such a pathetic kid. i dont even club...instead i'm taking building photos.......................where is my life

walked past this apartment and i was fucking in love. i see japan everywhere no maybe it's just me and my architectural crushes

oh god i have suddenly come to realize that i like streets and buildings more than an average human should.

doesn't it creep you out a little? don't you feel like you want to know the history of it.. it's like. shrouded in mystery *_* i am completely not making sense. but i would very much like to read into it's history, if it's anything special at all.

IS TAHHM TO HIT UP DUH LADY BOYZZZZ

 THIS ONE BITCH WANTED A SHOT AT(with) ME HAHHAHAHA. i'm not lying. he she it asked for a photo with me! (:<

 and this is a real girl -- which i found super gorgeous in real life!

 red girl on the right's gorjus too. BTW that's the uncle that breathed in the whole packet of worms. 

( ._.) (._. )

flight (aka pathetic) outfit LOL

snuck into a tuk-tuk because i can. my feet were tired.

ohay guys this was how i looked when i fell down the stairs in my hellbounds

and i look like drunk!Jin here. except my thighs r mad muscly. i swear all this ass hole muscle will never go away. from 3 years of dance. pak dance..... tho i don't regret one session of it

walked down bangla street, littered with pubs and bars and pole dance bars and possibly strip clubs and maybe even weed shacks

i took photo of all things bangla because i thought it was funny.

and after this we walk more. i ate a beef kebab. and while waiting for it i took photo of this. the stall beside was selling decorative shiet.

scenic enough? k not rly

then we finally reach Hard Rock cafe after 5~10 minutes of even more grueling walking (fml)

my mum is incredibly un-photogenic and it shows. and im confident i inherited it.

i rested my legs well. i had some Sex on the Beach and it was nice. HAHAHAHHAHA gotta love innuendos. its a drink.

then on the way back we hit up a tailor and thank god there were two sofas. my ankles could leak tears.

i think shawn took this. this is the only decent shot of my face i ever got from my dslr HAHAHAHHA

this guy was hella funny. he addressed my father as brother. 

he was all like, "kenot luh brother, 600 baht tuu low" "you like pink, brother?" "brother, stripes not baaaad!"

haha okay i lost my train of thought. here's him doing measurements

after this we finally head back to the hotel.

it's a fucking LONG walk. i think it was already 9? (10PM SIN time) but i was already incredibly tired.

they have fireworks there every single night. serious party animals, im not kidding. and guess what? i did not zoom to take this photo. they were RIGHT ABOVE USSSSSS

AND THEN SHOPPING. i bought american apparel insp disco shorts and a baroque print velvet crop top!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yay shopping. i got them for damn fucking cheap. the top was 100 baht and the shorts were 259 though i got it at 230. That's SGD $4 and SGD $9+. plus the quality was priddy damn goodddd y'aw

here's a moderately obscene photoo fme in the shorts. I LOVE IT. they're kinda popular in harajuku i assume, solely because i've seen 2 people wear it there LOL. i'm coming bitches!!!!!!!!!!

my god i can't fucking believe i spent so much time doing this post and it's only DAY ONE..... FAK THIS SHIET.

goodnight rest well all x train your abs yeah remember that xx